What exactly do I say to a customer that asks me if I want to sing. Because I never ever do. But I feel obligated to be fake and say YEAH MAN...and also, what would happen if I started singing never gonna give you up, never gonna let you dowwnnnn would that throw you off?
Waffle is STILL not a size.
Why do you people always pick up the sample sizes and shake them in my face when you're telling me what size ice cream you want? I know what the sizes are. It's rude to bust up in here all in my face like yall are crazy.
Speaking of waffles, why is it when I ask if you want a waffle cone or a waffle bowl you just say yes? I'm giving you a choice, fool. Make the decision.
To the old man wearing the glasses things that have sunglasses that flip up...dude, you made me laugh so hard that I dumped almost an entire container of cinnamon on someone's ice cream. Stop looking so funny.
Please don't change your order whilst watching me make the original thing you ordered. That is so FUCKING annoying. Like your face. Your face annoys me. So does your mom.
I never understand why coming to get ice cream is a family reunion affair. I mean you brought your kids, your kid's kids, your mom, your grandparents, and your sad lonely uncle...then you give me everyone's order. I'm one person and I can make maybe two things at once. Shut up between orders so I don't forget what I'm making so you don't get pissed off at me making me pissed off at you. KTHNXBIE!
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