Showing posts with label creeper. Show all posts
Showing posts with label creeper. Show all posts

Saturday, May 15, 2010

HELP!

Ok, so I have a serious stalker. SERIOUS.

This guy (who shall remain unnamed) appears in my life out of nowhere. Now he won't go away. It started with fairly creepy Facebook chats, then grew to him sending me a message very frequently. One day, he MAGICALLY got my number and started texting me nonstop.

Now normally I would say, hey leave me alone but this guy is so creepy that I'm almost afraid to be mean to him. He's like that Dane Cook skit with the creepy guy at work that loses his shit and shoots everyone in the office (well maybe not a killer, but you get it)

My question to the world is HOW ON EARTH DO I LOSE THIS CREEPER!?

I've tried to be unappealing
I've tried to be nice
I've tried to pull the "I'm not interested" card
I've tried to stay busy

NOTHING IS WORKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...help?