Overheard at Work 1

Guess who started working with the general public again? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

May 10, 1800 - 2100

Old Man

Ma'am what are those things in your ears? They look like cylinder rocks! You know back in my day girls only had pearls and if they didn't that meant she was a whore or still waiting for her man...your man must be a caveman to give you such large rocks.

Sir, they're called gauges. I put them there.

Ohhhhh! Well in that case, God don't like ugly or strange. You should pray.

Black Family

Gurrrrrrrrrrrrlllllllllllllllllll where tha butta pecan at! I wan me sum wid sum wet walllllnuts...(enough said on their behalf)

College Guys

Hey! Hey! I think you're in my soci class at Elon! YEAH! I THINK YOU ARE! My name is (blah blah boring). Want to study for the exam?

Dude, I go to UNC.

Well damn, I was TRYING to spit some game but looks like you're a bit too smart for me. (ah the nerve of some men)

That's all I remember for yesterday, more soon...I have a full schedule and nothing to do with my life outside of work.